Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow):  How are you this evening?
Me:  Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier:  Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me:  Wait, you're gay?
Cashier:  Yeah. . . ?
Woman:  That's a shame.
Me:  Why?
Woman:  He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier:  Why is it a shame?
Woman:  It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me:  Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman:  It's offensive!
Me:  But how does it affect you?
Woman:  What?
Me:  Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman:  *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier:  . . . Wow, thank you.
Me:  Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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reblogged from hollywoodisgay
originally posted by akasuna-n0-sasori
posted on May 16, 2012